Monday, July 02, 2007

Listen up, Sally. When you knit--you know, with yarn--it's normally pretty important to employ your capability of literacy. See, materials generally come with these paper thingies on them--labels, they're called--that tell you what exactly you are working with.


Really! Eighteen years old and I'm already experiencing dementia?
I can already hear the frogs awaiting the arrival of their new handknit disaster. No washing machine can award new life quite like the good old pond can.

P.S. I bet Chuck Norris could felt superwash wool.


At July 03, 2007 3:48 PM, Blogger Alexa said...

Wool is always superwash when you don't need it and never superwash when you need it!

At July 09, 2007 12:07 PM, Blogger rachel iufer said...

ouch. that stings.

At July 18, 2007 5:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris...that is so funny! My husband loves to rattle off all of the Chuck Norris jokes...too bad this will be lost on him. It made me laugh out loud, though!



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