Monday, July 02, 2007

Listen up, Sally. When you knit--you know, with yarn--it's normally pretty important to employ your capability of literacy. See, materials generally come with these paper thingies on them--labels, they're called--that tell you what exactly you are working with.


Really! Eighteen years old and I'm already experiencing dementia?
I can already hear the frogs awaiting the arrival of their new handknit disaster. No washing machine can award new life quite like the good old pond can.

P.S. I bet Chuck Norris could felt superwash wool.