Knitting? I'm in a major era of stashbusting right now, as well as getting some design ideas out of my head and into material contours.
So if you were wondering why God made huge circular needles and enormously fat skeins of janky worsted acrylic ...

It's so that I can do miles and miles of really abrasive stockinette. Truly, that is why.
I wish I could present some exciting documentation of progress, but a more sumptuous image post really doesn't look likely at the moment. I think the three projects so similar in method and material are kind of self-explanatory.
Pray for me that my cerebral cortex doesn't go numb.